Moron

Ha! That’s a good one!

You know why you always take two Baptists fishing? Because if you only take one he’ll drink all your beer.

You know why Baptists make love standing up? They don’t want anyone to think they’re dancing.

I also know a hell joke, though it doesn’t have anything to do with Baptists.

A guy dies and goes to hell. A demon takes him to a room with everyone just standing around in piles of shit. At first he’s depressed, but then he notices that there’s no fire or torture, just piles of shit.

He says to himself, “I guess this ain’t so bad. I might even get used to it.”

Just then, Satan walks in and says. “Alright, fuckers. 5 minute millenial break is over. Get back on your heads.”

I heard one pretty similar to that one before.

A man dies and goes to heaven. As Jesus takes him around he sees people of all faiths integrated and taking part in just about every fun activity you could imagine. Then they come across a big yellow and back striped door with a sign in big red letters saying “QUIET ZONE! DO NOT ENTER!”

He hooks a thumb at it and asks Jesus, “What’s that?”

“Shhh!”, says Jesus, “That’s the Baptists. They think they’re the only ones here.”

I don’t imagine it’ll change for a while yet.

One decade out of 5.

Yeah, but that’s been going on since the 70s.

Do they even still make Ladas?

Of course

The Ride - David Allen Coe

Phantom 309 - Red Sovine

All those bankrupt companies were small operations or owner/operators who were already struggling. The big companies are doing fine.

Ask anyone who works in a hospital and they’ll tell you it’s haunted. Especially if it’s old.

Depending on what you do for a living you may need that big ass truck.

Yes you do. Ghostly hitchhikers are a common story. There’s even songs about them. There’s also stories of ghost cars and ghost trucks.

Sure, but To replace that F350 you need credit and the income to cover the payments. Most people can’t afford another payment, especially if their car is already paid off. Trade-in value is pathetic these days when dealerships will offer you $1,500 on a trade-in worth $5,000.

Sure, but they can at the moment.

Gas cars are more numerous having been the norm for over a century. They’re much cheaper and more plentiful on the used market. You’re less likely to find an EV on marketplace or Craigslist, I’ve never seen one there.

You still need the credit and money to acquire one.

Not really. People who need to drive still drive. Trucks, trains, and ships continue hauling freight. Navies continue their patrols. Planes still transport people and goods.

It’s just more expensive.

Why are you scared to say?

What country are you from?