But a “female person” has a uterus so the etymology is wrong, but the argument stands.

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My last name makes me too identifiable. It is an Ellis Island misspelling that makes me the only person on this earth with my exact first and last name combo.

I used to think this, until someone on Facebook popped up with my name. They still feel like they cropped up (like some CIA cover name/id theft) because my brother worked in the Navy in the very town he worked in 20 years ago. But whatever.

Condoms are balloons that just fit your penis, lol. Jk. This world is f-d up.

And are you sure you’r self-hosting or is it a plugin (that you’re self-hosting)? Also, I don’t invite SkyNet into my perimeter.

I don’t believe renting by itself is bad; however, the digital media delivery method is sus. It’s so new, will it still be accessible 20y from now? Probably not without a more complex method.

And what’s your current collection count?

And it still may not be 100%. You can probably still get her pregernante (yes, I am aware of the misspelling 😂)

Even if this works, you’d need to be jacking it for a week to clean out the swimmers in your tubes. And I’d bet it’s still not 100% It probably just brings it below “ideal sperm count.”

What happened to vasalgel?