WD40? And marbles are cheap, I’m sure you could 3D print the casing.

How about a zip gun selfie stick that auto uploads a picture when you pull the suicide trigger? Also a long and winding instruction manual for ending it all, and a 20 point listicle about why you should.

Says we.

You’re off by a few orders of magnitude, it was 300 billion with a B.

It’s a stupid drug anyway. Good riddance.

I have a penis festival at least once a day