

That’s wrong.
Article 4(3) TEU requires that the country holding the rotating presidency of the council must act in the spirit of sincere cooperation, which means it must act as an “honest broker” and not pursue national interests. This means it must seek to find a compromise if the council cannot agree, which Denmark has done.
Look, I’m not a fan of chat control. But the blame doesn’t lie with the Danes, it’s the whole of the EU one must blame.
It wouldn’t stand up to traffic pattern analysis:
But then I doubt an ISP would run deep traffic pattern analysis on all traffic. So you’d probably be fine.
But yeah, setting up your own VPN server on some random 1-core/2 GB RAM server is extremely easy.