Ukrainian birds are making nests out of fiber optic cables, my dude. Ukraine already learned the hard way to not put fire systems on Starlink.

As a bonus it’d have a fair to middling chance of crashing the US economy by taking out SpaceX Musk / X/ xAI if it also crashes the other AI IPOs as a consequence. Perhaps wishful, but super funny if it happened.

But, ‘end the war within two to three weeks’, yeah, Nah.

Yeah, unfortunately it’s 100% totally obvious that Russia could just bring about the end of this war in 2-3 weeks pretty much whenever they want. If anything, Ukraine should be grateful to Putin for letting them have such a sporting chance thus far - a few million casualties really isn’t all that much of a sacrifice, right?

… But at least it’s not as embarrassing for russia as anything the trump cronies say about Iran is for the US. I mean, at least this guy can spell. And most likely tie his own shoes.

Devon repeatedly pushing their big red button that says Close Space.

We’re gonna get Kessler syndrome because Vladimir Putin wanted a warm-water port.