He would say, “the power is yours!” Then he would fly away. Where did he go? Is there like a PlanetCave he just hangs out in and crochets until all the rings get used?

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    5 days ago

    Are you saying his theme song is a lie? Because it says he’s going to take pollution down to zero!

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      5 days ago

      I’ll tell you a little secret.

      99% of all the junk ever made came out of Santa’s bag. If you just shove all that junk back in the bag and destroy the bag, problem solved! 👍