Iced Raktajino@startrek.website to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agoWhat's the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?message-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1149arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up1147arrow-down1message-squareWhat's the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?Iced Raktajino@startrek.website to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square12fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarehockeyboss77@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·7 days agoThe joke is “what’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?” Answer “I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.”
minus-squarekibiz0r@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·7 days agoI’ve heard it as “I’ve never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face”
The joke is “what’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?” Answer “I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.”
I’ve heard it as “I’ve never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face”
Oh that’s good too!