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Void_Sloth@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Not a joke, but...

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Not a joke, but...

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  • greyhaven7@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    I saw a wolf today!

    Where?

    No, the regular kind.

  • cod@lemmy.world
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    I disagree, my goal is to get her to groan. When she rolls her eyes and leaves the room I know I’ve done a good job

    • chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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      I got my girlfriend to hit me in the middle of the grocery store.

      I was beaming.

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