• Optional@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    Bah. Feh! I say back in MYYyyyyy Dayyyyyyyy our ST aliens had different hairstyles and every new planet was the back lot at Paramount with the rocks moved around! And every week the evil spaceships would wobble from fishing lines over a colorized picture of Saturn and they’d set off little Black Cat ladyfinger fireworks under the bridge and everyone would fall down!

    And that’s the way we liked it! We loved it!

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      15 hours ago

      “Oh no! We’ve been hit, which has caused a power surge, and all the bulbs on the bridge blinky-light 3000 computers have exploded, hurling nearby crew members to the floor!”

      It was brilliant.

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      every new planet was the back lot at Paramount with the rocks moved around!

      they bothered moving the rocks around?