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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

Be unpredictably punny

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Be unpredictably punny

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

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𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘@infosec.pub
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Few is three or more. You have a couple twix up your sleeve.
- hydroxycotton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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  How do you know there’s not more in there??
  - FenrirIII@lemmy.worldOP
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    Maybe, I’m full of twix.
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    Because I ate the third one.

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