• sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works
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    3 days ago

    As half life two was originally intended to be a porn game no children were needed butt at the last minute valve chose to change direction due to Australian law thus only using the assets they already had the hl2 we know was birthed.

    Somewhere in valve HQ there’s a drawer filled with USB sticks containing all the penises that were torn off just like all those statues at the vatican