What’s the problem, lines too long? Just buy one of their ride skipping options. The lowest level is only $15-25 extra per ride, but the top tier program is significantly more.
The most desirable guests can buy line cutting privileges, of course. If one of you lowlifes who are spending your retirement savings on this once-in-a-lifetime vacation (because you can’t afford another one) want to go on a ride, you can just wait in the Florida sun for 90 minutes, and if YOU try cutting the line without paying the Mouse for the privilege, you’re kicked out of the park without a refund of your expensive daily ticket.
What’s the problem, lines too long? Just buy one of their ride skipping options. The lowest level is only $15-25 extra per ride, but the top tier program is significantly more.
The most desirable guests can buy line cutting privileges, of course. If one of you lowlifes who are spending your retirement savings on this once-in-a-lifetime vacation (because you can’t afford another one) want to go on a ride, you can just wait in the Florida sun for 90 minutes, and if YOU try cutting the line without paying the Mouse for the privilege, you’re kicked out of the park without a refund of your expensive daily ticket.
It’s the Happiest Fucking Place on Earth, got it?