Somebody please show me the place where I organize and do this collective action thing, I have no idea what I’m doing. People keep telling me to do it but when I ask how they’re all like “you’ll know how when the time comes” or “what kind of question is that just go out and do something” or “easy, simply bring out the guillotines and-” it’s like guys, I don’t own a guillotine, I’m not a French historian, what do I do after work to make a dent in this?
Somebody please show me the place where I organize and do this collective action thing, I have no idea what I’m doing. People keep telling me to do it but when I ask how they’re all like “you’ll know how when the time comes” or “what kind of question is that just go out and do something” or “easy, simply bring out the guillotines and-” it’s like guys, I don’t own a guillotine, I’m not a French historian, what do I do after work to make a dent in this?
So far all we’ve got are:
the right to organize unions,
assembling on appointed Saturday mornings for peaceful protests in a large city near you, and
changing our profile picture to Microsoft word “Clippy.”
ARISE AND CONQUER!! 😺