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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

Teach a man how to fish he eats for a day

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Teach a man how to fish he eats for a day

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

Teach a fish how to man, you change the future for all of humanity

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5 days ago
Wrong. Its:

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.

Give a fish a man, he eats for a week!

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