Since Diaper Donnie is soon going to be rubbing his hands in glee to send Americans now into his meat grinder over wars he starts, how do you plan to avoid the draft?

I’m too old to join, thank god. Too old and too out of shape for them to bother caring. Plus a lot of psychological issues that will make me more likely shoot my superior that’s telling me I need to kill innocents to help king pedo succeed in his bullshit missions.

  • NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net
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    19 hours ago

    “Put me in jail for refusing to kill civilians for another country’s resources. Your regime will not last as long as my sentence.”

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      16 hours ago

      Bonus points if something huge happens while you’re saying that and the regime literally all dies before you finish saying that sentence.

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        13 hours ago

        Oooh double meaning on sentence, I like it.

        It’d be like the reverse of that Futurama ‘war were declared’ scene :D