Since Diaper Donnie is soon going to be rubbing his hands in glee to send Americans now into his meat grinder over wars he starts, how do you plan to avoid the draft?

I’m too old to join, thank god. Too old and too out of shape for them to bother caring. Plus a lot of psychological issues that will make me more likely shoot my superior that’s telling me I need to kill innocents to help king pedo succeed in his bullshit missions.

  • Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works
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    3 hours ago

    Take an opiate before I go in and nod out in the line or seat or interview or whatever.

    Also talk about how you’ve had to be on the opiates to come to terms with figuring out that you might be a different gender.

    Boom. No war for you.

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      yeah thats not gonna fly. you’re gon a have to prove a history of drug abuse and mental illness for that to disqualify you, and for being transgender to disqualify you you have to have already started medically transitioning

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        Man if you go in there nodding out and drooling on the desk I feel like they’re not giving you a gun and you couldn’t go to basic training until you went through treatment you would tell them.

        What’s there to prove? You showed up high AF on opiates and are very clearly (in their eyes) a drug addict if you do that.