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I was out at the bar the other night and the bartender yelled "Does anyone know CPR?" I yelled back "I know the whole alphabet "...

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I was out at the bar the other night and the bartender yelled "Does anyone know CPR?" I yelled back "I know the whole alphabet "...

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

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