Spread some bread or cracked corn on the car, the pigeons and crows will shit on the car for you.
Naw, see. You gotta find someone with chickens, then ask to buy the rotten eggs. $2 later, you have eggs that are fine to waste!
Take a shit on the roof instead
These cars are definitely a good example of the emperors new clothes, aren’t they.
Do it like they did against a Hungarian far-right leader: use dogshit.
We’ve been throwing cheese slices on them in Wisconsin. It’ll be more fun when it gets hot.
Feces are free and widely available
Pig blood sends a better message though
Not as easy to find tho … feces can even be manufactured on the spot if you’re creative and discrete enough
I’d pick a projectile that can easily be sources and doesn’t have genetic material that can be tied back to me
If you are worried about genetic material … animals feces are a good option … if you don’t have a dog or cat, I’m sure a friend with pets could lend a hand with source material
“can even be manufactured on the spot if you’re creative” oh yeah, I’m in!
“and discrete enough” I’m out!!
