Naw, see. You gotta find someone with chickens, then ask to buy the rotten eggs. $2 later, you have eggs that are fine to waste!
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Do it like they did against a Hungarian far-right leader: use dogshit.
Feces are free and widely available
Pig blood sends a better message though
Not as easy to find tho … feces can even be manufactured on the spot if you’re creative and discrete enough
I’d pick a projectile that can easily be sources and doesn’t have genetic material that can be tied back to me
If you are worried about genetic material … animals feces are a good option … if you don’t have a dog or cat, I’m sure a friend with pets could lend a hand with source material
“can even be manufactured on the spot if you’re creative” oh yeah, I’m in!
“and discrete enough” I’m out!!
We’ve been throwing cheese slices on them in Wisconsin. It’ll be more fun when it gets hot.
These cars are definitely a good example of the emperors new clothes, aren’t they.
Take a shit on the roof instead
