• Xanthrax@lemmy.worldEnglish
    162·
    10 hours ago

    When I see people with clean, big, unused trucks, I always give them this hand signal:

    Wag your index finger, and it looks like their small limp dick, blowing in the wind. You get double points if you look them in the eyes. They usually get the message. Be careful, though. I’ve gotten into a few fights over just that hand sign.

    I’d definitely reserve it for those pissers who ride your ass or park like assholes, but get ready for a fight.

    • IronBird@lemmy.worldEnglish
      42·
      6 hours ago

      extra points for snipping off that little end where air gets put into the tire off.

      them big tires is expensive, and odds are half their paycheck or more goes towards the car payment.

      (obviously this must be done without them present)

      • Fondots@lemmy.worldEnglish
        3·
        4 hours ago

        That’s one way to say you don’t understand how tires work

        Sure the tires are expensive, but replacing a valve stem is only going to cost maybe about $50, if you call around a little you might even find somewhere that will do it for like $20.

        Now if it’s not just a stem and has a tire pressure monitor, that gets a little pricey, that might be over $100. Most of those aren’t just a rubber stem but made out of metal, so not as easy to just “snip.” But usually it can still be replaced with a plain stem as long as they’re willing to ignore the light on their dash.