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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days ago

Waitress : would you like a table or a booth ?

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Waitress : would you like a table or a booth ?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days ago

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Me: actually I would like something to eat …

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This right here. I would like to nominate it to the “Dad joke of the century”

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