• DaddleDew@lemmy.world
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    12 days ago

    Some ketamine head thought it was a good idea to give a dumpster-shaped 3 metric ton land barge that handles like a shipping container on overcooked noodles the ability to do 0-60 mph in 2.9 seconds.

    The rest writes itself.

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      12 days ago

      It’s actually the steering, it reacts weirdly laggy and not progressively enough. You can just rip the wheel in a direction and roll over like your playing twisted metal or something.

      I’m legit not sure how they got it legalized but it’s very stupid, no power = no steering at all.

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      11 days ago

      Don’t give him credit for anything, he “invented”, and I use the term extremely loosely here, exactly one thing in his life, a shitty directory website, that was by all accounts of his coworkers at the time, horribly coded and wouldn’t have existed without their helping him. Him and 47 are, without a shred of hyperbole, the biggest conmen America has ever seen.