No earthly being could’ve crafted that thing with such total disregard for comfort and human anatomy. It’s giving Area 51 Home Goods Collection – Model Zeta Reticuli.
I have slept on it once and I felt shitty whole day after. It think it isn’t calibrated for human neuroelectric frequencies but it boosts my WiFi signal so hey.
I’ve never been more insulted in my entire life than being called a Romulan how dare you :D
I know, this is unforgivable slander. I crossed the line and I am sorry. How can I make amends?
Choccy oat milk