“More than 40 years after the Challenger Space Shuttle disaster and the end of the Teacher in Space program, Superman was chosen to lift a crew of exclusively science teachers into orbit today. Unfortunately, he was struck by an asteroid containing kryptonite at an altitude of approximately 120 miles. As a result, the vessel and Superman burned up in the atmosphere. The chief of NASA has resigned. The president has ordered Space Force to mount an attack on the planet Krypton.”