Here’s my “black coffee” this morning.
Double infuriating: everytime I tell people that “baristas” and coffee people can’t comprehend the concept of black coffee, I get back talk. Here’s the first coffee I’ve ordered in 10 years because of this persistent problem, guess what, they lived up to the complaint… they can’t formulate the concept of black coffee in their own mind.


Clean your car before whatever is growing in it becomes sentient.
My car looks like that but I’d never be bold enough to post it online, and certainly not while trash talking somebody else.
As a side note though, I’ve always had people give me the cream pods on the side.
The coffee looks gross, but somehow not the most infuriating part of this image
I had to go back and check. OP what the fuck
Y’all ever watch time-lapsed car interior detailing videos? Very satisfying, albeit disgusting.
I prefer power washing or mowing videos because you get the satisfaction without it starting as something that is gross.