never leave home without your lunchables

or your dinnerables, for that matter. not sure about breakfastables or second breakfastables though

so what was the job? if your boss had time to whip lunchmeat at moving vehicles… what was he paying you to do?

for some of us kids, it’s a bit easier to come by a slice of balogna than a pint of brake fluid. that said, I’ve known the many benefits of brake fluid since I was just a 12 year old dipshit in grade 7

YSK: I’ve known this since I was in middle school in 1987

She controls his agenda. She sometimes takes decisions on his behalf.

… what exactly does “takes decisions on his behalf” mean? I’ve never “taken” someone else’s decision, afaik… but I don’t really know what that’s supposed to mean, so whatever

isn’t this something everybody knows already? it’s been common knowledge since like, forever. even if you’re a middle school dropout, live in willful ignorance and never pick up a book or periodical, you’ll still accidentally learn this fact from TV and movies

Nowhere in this article is it revealed how commandos set this up. All it says is that it was called “Operation Rising Lion”, and something about oil prices. I don’t know what I expected from a yahoo article

as already gave a result in the past

um, what

I bailed out. Fled to Canada, where after 16 years of happiness it now looks as if I might lose my country and be forced to become American again… fuck that. I’d rather die. I’ll disappear into the Shield and survive on bass and pickerel for the rest of my life, living like Rambo. Yeah John Rambo was American, but he would’ve been much better off as a Canadian.