So disingenuous of you.

315km/h for me on a motorbike. So fast that by the time you notice and register something, it’s already 100m behind you. Fun as hell. Risk not anywhere equivalent to reward though. Never again.

You mean intentionally left the surface I was on, or do you mean jumped as in got startled?

I’ve jumped around a lot… ADHD makes it tricky for me not to be bouncy, sometimes

Been startled, though? It’s been a good while…

Being fair, that might fly with you but I know of short statured people who get really upset at being labelled a dwarf.

Each person is individual, of course… Its hard to say something that won’t upset someone.