Christ, I had a feeling it was slop, but then oh god the teeth

I did mean the older style they’re emulating, yeah. Maybe I wasn’t looking for old enough music, or looking too hard toward jazz. I’ll check those out, see if I can figure out what I heard before that sounded like this.

No, but I’ve had the Nectar of a Thousand Sorrows from Parks and Rec, which is red wine and root beer. It’s not bad, great way to slug down a dryer cheap bottle.

Yeah, I’d risk it walking through a Stargate, but the Enterprise transporter can fuck all the way off.

You take it from wherever you are to the toilet.

Also on a less pedantic note, sometimes doctors will have you collect a home stool sample and take it to them.

I dunno. I get your sentiment that it’s not directly doing anything for the cause. But also, in a way, isn’t it?

Americans have no more third places, many of us don’t know a lot of folks in even our own neighborhoods, much less our wider communities. If you’re going to organize and fight, that has to start with some level of community togetherness. It sounds like some of these people are just trying to do both at once.

Sweet cherry pie?

Poor decisions.

Oh honey, Freddie was a bigger Queen than Elizabeth, Danaerys, and Latifah rolled into one.

I’ve never been so disgusted by something I so agreed with.

Having to sell yourself for money is what most people do every day, bruh. Every job I’ve ever had has been a major detriment to my physical and/or mental health, and was accepted only under threat of homelessness and starvation.

1977 or 1982 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am.

Oh, absolutely. They’re supposed to be an acting troupe, right? Make an anthology show where each episode is a self-contained Muppetized version of a classic TV show. Muppet Cheers could be fun too, or MASH if they kept to the lighter side of it.

Honorable mention, His Royal Frogness Dominar Rygel XVI

Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, as a whole.

I guess within the band, my ranking would go:

• Dr Teeth
• Animal
• Janice
• Zoot
• Floyd
• Lips

Kevin Bacon? America’s most beloved invisible rapist?

The holy trinity for me is SNES, PSX, PS2. I know this is massively colored by when you grew up and what you had access to, but nothing since has outshined these in terms of actual fun for me.

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