Well, I figured out within a day or two that face down ass up was not the optimal showering experience. It’s a steep learning curve, I guess…

I don’t know how it works for most folks, but as soon as my butt is fully immersed water starts shooting out of my ears just like those peeing angel statues, so yes, there’s necessary seepage. That’s why I just take showers.

Much easier to pick up than a piano, for sure. Pianos are very heavy.