

This is called a nonce.
Which as a Brit is a really bad name for anything used to access porn.


This is called a nonce.
Which as a Brit is a really bad name for anything used to access porn.


That would be scalpees.


It can. Zero knowledge proofs have been around a while and are ideal for this.
They’ll try not to have that because data gathering is what they’re after, not keeping little Timmy from seeing some tits.


I got around that by being a bad pirate. If I’ve watched it, chances are I’m nuking it in a few days from my download drive to make room for something else.


That number is sure to drop soon, as clankers run everyone over instead.


The tolerant left everyone, yucking someone’s yum!


So are closed source developers.


While singing “I want to break free” at full blast.


Same thing. Now get back to work, um, Disposable Drone #132,792.





Those shareholders really appreciated that sacrifice.


They can barely make the other device turn on reliably, let alone have enough planets aligned to let the other device access the internet.


Have you checked the other castle?


Surprise, you get the spam even if you use Outlook.




Because they’re pretentious twats who can’t even use it correctly.


A lot more lost it.


Do you not have a pension saving scheme that gives a tax break when employers pay into it direct from your wages?
In the UK it’s pretty standard. I think it’s even a legal requirement for employers to offer it, even if the amount they put in is paltry.


What did you do in 2020, when everything shut for COVID?
What did you do in 2008, when the arse fell out of the housing market?
What did you do in 2000, when the dotcom bubble popped?
Chances are the answer was “just shuffle on as normal, carry on living paycheck to paycheck, possibly get a new job if you work for somebody badly affected”. Odds are your pension pot will recover by the time you need it.
What do rich people do? They gamble. Watch The Big Short. You could try that, but chances are you’ll lose money. “The markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent”, as the old saying goes.
You should see it on Android where not only does every version move everything around, but every manufacturer seems to re-implement the entire settings screen as well.