Get a bunch of other parents together and threaten to change schools. They need your money and your children’s enrollments a whole lot more than you need them.

They’re on the bottom so that they work with docking devices.

I’ve seen a few phones that have two ports, a bottom and a side port that both with for charging. I’ve only noticed that on gaming phones, though.

Thanks for the correction! I wasn’t aware that EFF granted this permission for their content.

Ironically, pasting the entire text of an article in the body of a Lemmy post is also a form of copyright infringement. So uhh… yeeeaaah.

EDIT: Not for EFF content, but generally speaking, it’s not a great idea to post entire articles in the post body, as most news outlets will claim copyright to their articles.

That can’t be right, I feel like it’s much older than 2017?

It’s a pretty subtle difference, but you can tell because of the different names and faces and occupations.

Loved a message

No tracking URL in the message, it’s fake. Just some dude DMing people with a fake ad he wrote, probably as a joke that’s really only funny to them.

Look at your calendars, y’all.

It’s not real, you can calm down.

This sounds very close to what I’d want. Do you have any recommendations, even for devices that don’t have the option for scenes or presets?

I mean, that’s basically what most of those “super greens” smoothies are.

Plus grass. They put a lot of grass clippings in those, too. And I don’t think it’s because it’s healthy or because it tastes good or anything, I think they put grass in those smoothies because, and hear me out here, I think it’s because it’s part of a secret hazing ritual as part of the initiation to join a secret society of religious zealots hellbent on resurrecting Lord Jamba who will invoke the Razzmatazzmapocalypse and

For the online side of things, there are actually social platforms designed specifically for wealthy people. For instance, there’s Raya, which is an invite-only dating app that only allows celebrities as members. The platform was kept “secret” by making it accessible only through an iPhone app, whose description in the App Store was intentionally vague and boring, to discourage any plebs from bothering to install it. Raya is just one of many secret “elite” social platforms that most of us have never even heard of. The wealthy live in a completely different reality from us.

I know people are tired of them, but I think an anime adaptation of Metal Gear would actually go really hard. I honestly think the story would be better-told as an anime than as a video game.

If I ever see a trailer that starts off with “KOJIMA X TRIGGER” I may nut

Found the successful lawyer.

Denim doesn’t hold onto dyes nearly as well as other materials. This makes it more prone to fading in pretty much all circumstances, even through normal wear, such as fading in the creases of your knees. The detergents will also break down the fibers of the denim, causing it to rip more easily. Because of this, you really should only wash it when it’s visibly dirty or has a bad smell.

I’ve got a pair of jeans that I wear nearly every day. Have had them for about seven years. Washed them maybe seven times. The denim is still in excellent condition. Granted, I don’t do a lot of physical labor in these jeans, but I do walk around town quite often in them. They still look and feel like they’re only a week old.

When they’re visible dirty. Otherwise, if they just stink but are otherwise clean, I fold them up and put them in the freezer overnight.

Washing damages the denim, reducing its lifespan. It leads to color fading and tearing.

Perhaps OP is a Marxist and/or Leninist.

You should put the toothpaste somewhere the cat can’t get into, like a drawer or medicine cabinet. Same with your toothbrush, and anything else in the bathroom that goes into your mouth. Airborne poop particles land on everything. You’ll be doing yourself two favors in one.