I generally reframe it from a perspective even they think they understand: Money.

Governments want their money. Less Population = Less Taxes for them to take, ergo, no government is trying to lower their population. And do they, the audience, think that the government is willing to have less money?

I don’t think so!

That sounds fairly well-rounded. How much of it is prepackaged vs prepared at home?

My other suggestion would be to make sure that laundry and bedding/linens are also getting cleaned regularly.

If it’s specific areas of your body that you perceive to smell bad, like the feet, it might be some sort of fungal infection.

What’s your diet like? Diet can affect your scent quite a bit.

The people who made fun of you won’t be laughing when they share 50% of the blame during the damage claim phase of an accident.

I’ve been informed by a relative that had partaken in eating one, that the meat of a porcupine is mostly flavorless on its own.