Source: I’m an IT professional who has met exactly one IT professional in my life that liked Apple, and he was right out of college.

Point being, from experience, I know experienced tech people don’t like Apple. And that only people susceptible to advertising buy their garbage.

P.S. Fuck you.

Sounds like you’re not a system admin. Sounds like you’re comparing the shittiest possible PCs to Macs.

I like the part where I bought a $350 PC laptop for Christmas and it does everything and saved me hundreds of dollars.

How has Apple manipulated so many people with their marketing?

Look around you. People are DUUUUUUMB.

People don’t do their homework. People like to one up each other. People like to flaunt that they have the coolest shit.

I’m an IT professional. It’s easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than to find an actual IT professional that likes Apple products unless they work for Apple.

It’s not that Apple products don’t work, it’s that they’re inferior in every way but I guess looking cooler.

To each their own. If people want to blow a bunch of money unnecessarily, then that’s their prerogative. But people who know better are going to mock them for it.

These conjoined twins say they agreed not to masturbate after they tried because it was too uncomfortable for them. They also say they agreed from a young age not to have sex as getting pregnant could literally kill them. But then they go on to say one has had a boyfriend and the other a girlfriend but they just hug and kiss. They end by saying they don’t plan on ever satisfying their sexual urges and that “if nuns can do it, so can we.”

Honestly, it all sounds pretty awful.

Obviously there are other conjoined twins who have gotten married, so different strokes for different conjoined twins. Clearly some have sex. But I didn’t find any Q&A type articles from them.

Side Note: There’s A TON of authentic identical twin porn on the internet, if that interests you.

🎵 Land of the freeeeeeeeeeee 🎵

So much inconvenience to circumvent fascism.

Alas, that is where we are.

It’s almost like they were onto something when they mercilessly crushed it almost a century ago.

Luckily this is in Canada. If it was the U.S. his odds of becoming president would have just skyrocketed.

If Donald Trump isn’t an actual pedophile in the Epstein files, he is absolutely being blackmailed by pedophiles who are in the Epstein files.

The only other explanation is that he is so fantastically stupid that he is behaving like he is being blackmailed by pedophiles without actually being blackmailed by pedophiles. And while I wouldn’t put it past him to be that stupid, I’m pretty sure he’s either a pedophile and/or being blackmailed by pedophiles.

Yes. You are at war. You are being attacked by your enemy that you attacked first.

My favorite part is their childlike refusal to accept that their purity test resulted in a felon rapist pedophile controlling their lives and a free-for-all wholesale slaughter of the people they were conducting a purity test for.

DIP. SHITS.

Essentially unconditional surrender by the United States.

We lost another war, folks.

To be clear, we haven’t won one since 1945.

He should take that stupid fucking leather jacket off and get in touch with reality.

People with families and jobs they have to get to in order to support those families are.

The world is not ready to fully transition to fully electric vehicles. Until then, higher oil prices hurt normal people the most.

Why would a company lower their prices when they’ve raised them and people keep buying?

We will never have the same gas prices again because a felon rapist pedophile needed a distraction from raping children.

This is America.

Napoleon Complex

They are America’s enemy, and America has always been very open to killing its enemies.

Nah. Simpler than that.

“I’m a bigot.”

That’s all he needs to get every conservative/regressive vote in the country.

Napoleon Complex

American “conservatives” don’t have any actual policies/plans. So they have to complain about things that don’t matter so intensely that they trick themselves and others into thinking they matter so they have something to work with.

Yes, it’s pathetic. Yes, everyone with a functional brain knows it’s pathetic. Problem is, there are so many of these low IQ “conservatives” that we can’t just ignore them and focus on things that do matter because we have to keep paying attention to these idiot bulls in the china shop and focus all our energy on protecting as much of the china as possible.