‘Away and play with the traffic’ my dad used to say when I was being a pest when I was a kid.

Most fans will know the historic results anyway for any game worth watching. Spoilers aren’t involved.

Nobody wants to watch old matches though. Maybe a famous cup win on an anniversary or something, but generally it wouldn’t work if you know the result beforehand.

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Bik Bi B E I .

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A German Shepherd took a shit on my lawn yesterday. I looked out again today and he’d come back with his dog.

*so far

It’s almost always about oil, land, money, power rather than whatever they tell you. None of it is random.

Brilliant.

My missus is terrible at spelling and she famously misspelled bicycle as bickle on a banner about 20 years ago.

I’m going to show her this.

She also couldn’t’ spell lettuce or sausage if her life depended on it.

Milkmen definitely still exist

Did they? Do you have widespread examples, as I can’t think of any? You must have loads.

They mean not automatic. A car that you need to work the gears. A normal car in most places.

They don’t. Mrs. Potter’s Lullaby and Mr. Jones are bangers, and their cover of Friend of the Devil is marvellous.

Just let it bee.

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Snooker.

A lot of people complain about Netflix being poor value. I feel like I get more than my money’s worth from it and always have.

This was like reading a fever dream.

Do Brits act like that? It’s literally never something I’ve heard as a lifelong Brit, and if anything these people you apparently hear this from all the time are more thinking of shipping canals which are much deeper with steep sides and few means of egress if you do fall in. In the dark you’d be fucked.