I used to keep copies of random books (The Quran, Thus Spake Zarathustra, Mein Kampf) close to the door for when the JWs came knocking. They’d soon scarper when I tried to talk about my books.

To be fair pretty much anything secular scares them off.

Whether would be used if you ask ‘whether the monkey can see my ears or not’ i.e. when there are 2 stated options.

I’m wondering if the monkey can see my ears.

Nyet

Jumping in to say I quit smoking after 25ish years on New Year’s Eve and have not faltered at all. It was (for me at least) really easy when you truly want to.

I will 100% have a solitary joint on my birthday in May, though.

I could probably Google, but what on earth is snus?

Mouthful or handful.

Oh no. I’m washing my hair that night. Enjoy your clowning fakery.

I got permabanned twice. One account was for using a slur. I was quoting from a movie in a post about that movie (Glengarry Glenross). It was clearly a quote but they didn’t even respond.

The second time I made comment that happened to be in a post about an Indian man on a train, something about the simple fact that every video I see with an Indian man and a train, the man will do something stupid and die. It was in no way racist but some twat complained that I was using a stereotype and I was permabanned again. Again, no reply when I chased them

Fuck Reddit to hell and back. It’s full of argumentative self-righteous tools anyway.