I agree, but my money is still on the gorilla

Gorilla

Their power to weight ratio is fucking wild, and they’re smart as hell

There’s no kidney!

It’s the heart and lungs with liver.

Kidneys aren’t used, but people often think it’s basically all the bits of offal

I still appreciate that it’s not for everyone, but it’s definitely worth trying

Haggis

They’re wrong, but I get it

I’m blocking you now, because I find your very existence offensive

You’re going to die alone and lonely

Report for misogynistic bullshit

That’s the first thing I did

You just showed me that you know nothing other than what you have seen in porn

I’m not even slightly surprised

Not a fucking chance

Already reported for being a misogynistic dickhead

Better than you, champ

My silly name is just that

I value woman as equals, and despise incels like you with your repulsive attitudes

They do

Objects that he can never have, so he resents their very existence

What the fuck does my name have to do with your misogynistic bullshit?

Don’t worry your neckbeardy little head, NO woman cares what you think of their appearance, they just want you to be as far away as possible from them

Children like OP

He hates what he can never have

And he’s painfully unaware that the best contraception in the world is his personality

By stinking of incel misogynist

Women probably change seats when you walk into the room, assuming you ever leave your mother’s basement

I’m in.

Complicated, sure

But really, how much worse could it get?

He definitely wants to make himself an emperor, and with that comes real danger,

Including those who are lucky enough to live in civilised countries outside the US

'Murica exports wars, both cultural and military, to the detriment of us all

If they get lucky, we all get lucky

I don’t believe this question is being asked in good faith