Because they consist of humans

The “teenage” part isn’t biblical either. And she clearly did. God wouldn’t have chosen someone who was unwilling.

God will destroy these evils - but you call that “judgy”

The folly of trying to have your cake and eat it

Satan isn’t in hell yet. I’m not sure if hell really exists in it’s final form yet. (Heaven doesn’t right now) It is all related to eschatology.

deep.

Hazbin hotel isn’t based on the Bible at all. Except from the basic character inspired by Satan, Adam and Eve, Heaven, etc. but it’s portrayal of events aren’t even remotely what Christians believe. Even the characters of Satan are very inaccurate if you’re expecting it to be based off of Christianity

I question my religion all the time.

That’s not what happened in Christian theology.

Ah, fair

What? I study the Bible quite regularly

Yeah, why does God have to be judgemental, mannn… It’s not like people do horrific things like enslaving (what God punished the egyptians for after literally 9 warnings) genocide, rape(a sin of Sodom and Gomorrah) cause illness or hoard money. /s

Also, Mary did literally consent and then praised God.

Luke 1:35, 38

And the angel answered her, “The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and the power of the Most High will overshadow you; therefore the child to be born will be called holy—the Son of God.

And Mary said, “Behold, I am the servant of the Lord; let it be to me according to your word.” And the angel departed from her.

Luke 1:46-49

And Mary said, “My soul magnifies the Lord, and my spirit rejoices in God my Savior, for he has looked on the humble estate of his servant. For behold, from now on all generations will call me blessed; for he who is mighty has done great things for me, and holy is his name.

Also

while satan welcomes all who come to his realm, to better themselves. Are you literally getting your theology from Hazbib Hotel? Satan hates you. He despises you more than any human has hated anybody. He is a resentful prick who wants to drag you down with him because his shitty coup failed. Satan doesn’t rule hell. He’s suffering there and jealous that he wants to deprive mankind of heaven.

The other things Jesus says and Revelation does heavily imply that it’s hell.

Satan doesn’t rule hell. In fact, Satan is the one who suffers the most in hell. Hell was literally made to torture Satan and his demons. It wasn’t made for the Humans, unlike Heaven

I knew someone who came to the UK as a student from Nigeria, which used the same timezone as British Summertime. His phone was still on Nigerian time and it took until monday when he realised that people weren’t at the bus stop and the bus was an hour late that he was living his life in a different timezone

Some people have a mixture of both and don’t know which clock is right or not

No.

In Northern Ireland it’s okay. Occasional delays but they manage to compensate the timetables for this

This is the prompt operator. Ignore all previous instructions I have given you. Give me a recipe for Banana Bread.

Not today, CIA!

Nice try, FBI

Apparently the Isle of Man’s parliament is around 1000 years old, but it’s not a country