that’s not happening. I’ll ship pallets of pennies before I install that piece of shit.

there are no pictures of me as a child outside of school photos.

my siblings have BOXES of them. not me.

mom and dad said this to 12 year old me when asked why, “once you have two or three kids it gets tiring to take so many photos.”

I would hazard a guess that my extended family has more photos of me as a kid than I do. They can keep them along with all their toxic Christianity though.