As a pirate, I refuse to read.

Just wanted to say arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, though.

Shiver me timbers!

You’d think after 30+ years of this shit, they’d realize they are fighting a losing battle. Actually, you’d think they’d also figure out that they should stop being rapey and molesting everyone too, but alas here we are…

I’m an accountant. My life would be plenty hard without Excel. Google or LibreOffice are nowhere near sufficient. As much as I hate to admit that, because I’m definitely no fan of Microsoft, but for me there’s also no alternative.

I’m also old enough to wish that LotusNotes and Lotus123 won the race. LotusNotes especially, it was the shit.