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My OCD diagnosed hubby self-medicates with sugar and/or naps. Weed does nothing for him. And he can’t have caffeine due to a congenital heart defect.

When we lived there, I took solace that we’d be vaporized early. I lived in the county where the majority of internet traffic flows. The Land of 1,000 Data Centers™️. I assumed it was on multiple target lists.

Now that I don’t live there, I still take solace that we ended up incidentally moving to another high-priority target area. Vaporization is still on the menu. We won’t be alive long enough to know or care what hit us.

Yes! My grandfather (the movies one from my other comment, not the moonshiner) was still leaving his business cards on people’s doors in the 90s when I’d ride around with him trying to collect payments on our customers’ accounts.

Lol, when he was 17, my papaw was transporting moonshine for his uncle.

My other grandfather was spending weekends driving over to Harlan to go to the movies.

I thought the conclusion was gong to be that you’ve lost track of your elephant.

My great uncle did. He survived North Africa, Sicily, and Omaha Beach. So he had some things to say.

I give them props for the attempt.

It’s a version of “why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway? What’s up with thattttt?”

The question struck me as an intrusive thought they couldn’t outright dismiss, so gaming it out helps them to get it out of their head.

In my school (back in my day), exotic was a taco.

Was that the guy they found under a carpark several years back? The king, not the actor.

With that amount of openness, going down half a size will be doable. Where you may run into trouble is if the little strap across your toes will be too tight. What’s the return policy?

I have horrible face blindness and even I recognized OP’s pic was not Tim Curry, lol

That’s just it. “Old(er) People: give me your worst fuckups”

Rolling up to the Paul McCartney farewell tour.

If they are really manipulative about it post-gettogether, call in a welfare check on them. Maybe they get annoyed at having to convince authorities they are not suicidal. Maybe they get to spend a couple days in a hospital where they get to share their feelings and be challenged on what it is that causes them to feel that way.