Ironically, you’ve just described the lyrics of Lori Meyers by NOFX but from the worst take possible.

Just know, on that day, that neighbour wanted nothing more than to trade spots with you for a week.

Cool, thanks for linking this, I was just looking for something like this!

The great Linux distro world war.

At least in this case a bad guy with a wand was stopped by a good guy with a wand. Come on people.

“Doesn’t inspire any serious response from me” - keeps fucking responding.

Honestly, I’m half tempted to create a “how far along the cyberpunk timeline are we?” Tracker. This reads exactly like the beginning of a wider “narcos” war that will inevitably destroy the US.

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All good bud, you do you.

Im not gonna lie, as a parent, I assume people who have more than like 4 kids are either insane or massive narcissists.

That does make sense, though I think modern hearing aids actually have Bluetooth capabilities so that the conversation is right through the hearing aid itself. Kinda wild.

I’m Canadian, so with pleasure I will fuck up America. And if the Europeans or Chinese people want to come over too, well, I think Canada will be the graveyard of empires.

Buddy, if a revolution is coming, there’s going to be more than a few hurt fee fees to make it work.

Sweet Venus

You write like a hallucinating LLM.

Teksavvy is fantastic