Have you tried reading a book that sounded interesting for fun and not just because you were forced to in school?

Instead of like a handful of big corporate run websites, everyone had a personal one. Businesses didn’t just make a Facebook page; they had their own .com domain. You could very easily find stuff that you would only be able to find on the dark web now; though this is sometimes a good thing, like when it comes to accidentally coming across CP. Not very likely today as it was back in the Wild West of the 'net.

If you’ve ever done a cave tour (at least at the caves in California) they will very often ask you do not touch any of the walls or stalagmites because it’s “living rock” and oils from your hands can fuck up the formation of the minerals; essentially “killing” the rock.

You’d be one too if this was your dentist:

I’m sure it can’t be easy to go through all the schooling and work to be a dentist all so you can hear someone say “you’re not a real doctor.”

Happens all the time in !Science_Memes@mander.xyz

Because 9 times out of 10, using big words doesn’t make you sound smart; it makes you sound pretentious.

He talks and behaves like an alien pretending to be a human while simultaneously not understanding anything about humanity.

Like, he once purposely had a bottle of Sweet Baby Rays on his mantle in the background for a meeting or video or something because, in his words, thought it would make him appear normal.

“I’m going to drive recklessly out of spite!”

You wouldn’t want a quantum computer for everyday computing. They’re good at performing very specific types of calculations for research, not running applications.

Suck 2000 dicks for a nickel each.

Your phone connects to what amounts to a big wifi router and that is usually (but not necessarily always) connected by cables.

Because I only pay mine, not everyone’s.

If I can’t throw them very far: “I trust you about as far as I can throw you.”

If I can throw them far: “I don’t trust you about as far as I can throw you.”

I can buy a drug testing kit from the pharmacy for like $5-$10. They’re right next to the pregnancy tests.

“Mr. Big”

4 maybe 5 years now? Forgot when I moved here.

I lost count. I’m on Grindr at least once a week and almost never hook up with the same people twice.

Maintaining things costs money, and the people in charge of allocating money for this shit don’t like spending money on things.

They were spiting Reddit, trying to destroy it as a community on purpose. Reddit only tried to stop it because they stood to lose money; not becsuse they gave a fuck about the users. That’s why they were pissed.