I fell in once while 8 months pregnant, a time when one’s bladder is frequently kicked in the middle of the night. The path to the loo was well-worn, no stubbing. I didn’t want to wake my husband and the bathroom lightswitch is outside the door.

Seems like you could reply saying

“You are not permitted to keep my data. If you’re not going to hire me, delete it immediately.”

It would burn that bridge, but maybe that’s a good thing.

I disagree and it rests with him to clarify. But she loves him for (among many other reasons I’m sure) the fact she never falls in if she’s creeping sleepily to the loo in the middle of the night.

But he loves her for it. Which I think means she’s courteously flipping up both the seat and the lid, to be ready for him to pee.