That is so dystopian, holy shit…

Hey you, you’re finally awake.

Check your carbon monoxide detector.

I’m sure I’ve read this headline before and nothing came of it then.

Don’t worry, your successor isn’t offering anything big. You’ll still be around for many more days to come.

4 gigs of RAM is enough to host many singular projects - your own backup server or VPN for instance. It’s only if you want to do many things simultaneously that things get slow.

But do you get paid for 8 hour days or 9 hour days?

8 to 5 is 9 hours. They don’t get to not pay you for your lunch break.

You’re supposed to get paid for that.