Foreign Delivery Man of God. Yanker of Pizzles. Winner of Biggest Ham Hog 1856. The guy who played Snape in the movies. A warm sock in the morning.
Or… Whore thots gus
More pardeh!
Yeah but the sun is our bottom ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
My friend told me stories of that one but I’m pretty sure she hasn’t seen it herself.
Lmao yeah sometimes. Since I mostly shitpost I just assume that the posts have had the intended effect of either making people laugh or working them up a little about something they care about. Just enough to make them share some stuff they’re really passionate about. I like hearing people’s unfiltered opinions.
Linguine
Honest to god I would probably, politely, decline the invitation.
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