Just go and unalive someone else’s. They probably won’t mind. If they complain you can show them this handy infographic.

It took around 15 years in the UK for blaming the previous government to finally stop working.

Yup. Having kids is an order of magnitude worse for the environment than anything else you could do to lower your carbon footprint.

I thought Fairphone would solve this for me, but the thing is too damn chonky.