That still counts. I have 25 years in IT and I’m still surprised by every new machine. F2? Why?

Which is why I moved to Debian/Ubuntu based and haven’t looked back. But functionally, nearly every distro has a different strength and purpose, so go with whatever piques your interest.

I’m a recent convert from Mint Cinnamon to Kubuntu. I would definitely recommend it for being user friendly.

There’s a whole TV show about this:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Border_Security:_Canada's_Front_Line

Fun fact: in Canada if a vehicle is stopped in a crosswalk a pedestrian is legally allowed to walk on the vehicle to cross. You’re not allowed to do damage, etc. but that’s pretty much a pre-existing condition with the polygon panzers.