So then you agree that this is mildly infuriating?

The answer to the question you avoided is: nothing. Nothing would be lost.

And no, I don’t like the plagiarism machine that makes shit up half the time. Lots of others feel similarly.

What is lost from this story if you remove all mention of ChatGPT?

This might be an entertaining story if not for the off putting mentions of ChatGPT. Like, why even mention it? At best it adds nothing and at worst it makes people not like you. This reads like a shitty ad for something now.

Nice try little Timmy, but I won’t be telling you how to pass as an adult.