Just don’t be brown. That’ll keep you safe for a couple of years.

Then be white but only ever say nice things about the glorious leader. You’ll be good for another year. Oh, you may need to be a publicly avowed ‘christian’ too.

Then continue to be white and christian, and be sure to be a card carrying, tribute paying member of the party of the glorious leader.

Nice response!

I think that’s the thing though… You need to invest in a really good quality electric cooker to get something decent… Whereas any old?Cheap gas appliance will get the job done.

Plus every electric hob I’ve ever used has got bullshit touch sensitive buttons that don’t like wet fingers.

Yes, a little bit… Burning any kind of fuel in your home is going to produce carcinogens.

But it’s really nothing to get too excited about, and cooking on electric is bullshit