We leave the last button undone on a suit to make a dead rich person not feel as bad about being obese.

A tie is a type of napkin.

The small pocket on some pants is for a pocket watch.

Flowers at formal events were because of body odor.

Shirt collars are for wind protection when lighting a cigarette.

Two different buttons on the sleeves of long sleeve shirts or jackets are for watches.

The hoop on some pants are for a hammer.

There’s a lot of things made due to tradition and never updated.

Sounds like something Big-Citrus would say.

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