I stop hiccuping when I realize I’m doing it, and sneeze more than 3 times in a row. I feel like my hiccup and sneeze wires were crossed somewhere.

That’s still a person against a bot. Spammers can spin up accounts automatically in Nostr with no verification.

Nostr has its own problems. Like you can’t easily defederate from spam servers in Nostr. Every person has to remove spammers, too, instead of an admin doing it.